I was blushing,jumpy and super excited. I was asking everyone about the use,what my degree of satisfaction would be,whether a good performance indicated substantial experience ,what if i was cheated upon,if it was safe,did i require precautions, was i going to be the first one to be worked upon, if I could trust and believe that I would definitely get pleasure and satisfaction and value for my money - before you wonder about the content of the same my disclaimer in strawberry flavour.I am talking about the mac book air. I realised in today's day and age before you buy an Apple product you have to first ask when the next updated version will be hitting the market.As Steve Job in between enjoying his millions ,well make that billions keeps his team's noses to the grindstone,with every new model is its updated version ready .so its just so long as the iPhone 5 doesn't hit the market that you can guilelessly enjoy your iPhone 4.Man was perfect in making machines,but then does a perfect machine exist...?Its almost like asking does the perfect boyfriend exist?So just like we wonder that is it possible for mac book air to have its amazing processing speed with the comfort and familiarity of MS Office and Windows we wonder if there can exist a guy who is sensitive,romantic and knows the difference between hot pink and fusia pink without being gay!!
As you can see both are improbable situations and therein lies the familiarity. Since i have already faced disappointment in the latter I was determined to outdo myself with the former. I wanted to own the perfect machine/laptop/device.I realised that even the taught of owning such a thing can give one orgasmic pleasure. Be it need,utility or luxury our terminology is misleading. we want something smart,good looking,impressive,almost like the perfect arm candy boyfriend.It has to have speed like an intelligent partner, and impressive RAM like a loving heart of a fiance...I was shocked when i realised that I was actually reading reviews on line about what to buy- ipad/mac book/Sony vio or Del. My shock stemmed from the fact that I had never put in this kind of hard work while looking for a guy to date.I was horrified,while I did no research or ask ardous questions about my guy i was being so fastidious and choosy and nit piking about my machine. I wish I had done the same about the men , probably I would still have my Buddha nature intact and not want to kill him the next time i see him.I then realised this could never have been possible as no reviews about my guys or for that matter any guy up for relationship whether short or long term was available.Now this was indeed unfortunate. Then i led myself to think how great it would be to actually have a site where guys are reviewed. There was a pregnant pause. wow...imagine...reading a review written by my boyfriends ex about him!!!wouldn't that be educative.How about a comparative review that i do about the ex who i dumped and the one before that who dumped me.wow...so many new future buyers i mean customers i mean girlfriends could benefit.
So here it is...a review about two products i mean guys Abhishek and Rohan by their girlfriend.Probably this is how it would read.
Hi my name is Sweety!!!I have been quite consistent with my resolve to date good looking men.May I add I haven't been single except for a couple of months when i was 19 and had fractured a foot.well i am 27 now and well experienced on the subject of men. Please read my review to know about Abhishek Chopra and his cousin Rohan khanna.i dated them both for a while and here is my review. following is a comparative study about the two that you might find educative.I have now moved on to an upgraded version,Mayank Oberoi.His review will be posted soon!!
LOOKS AND ACCESSIBILITY
Abhishek is fair(except his forearm which is tanned), tall and hairy.Don't let the hairy part put you off. They are soft and non interfering in nature particularly invisible on the chest!!!So reasons to smile.The best part about him is his accessibility. You can text him anytime,give him those mushy calls in the middle of the day and he wont need rebooting!!!
Rohan although not as tall is bulkier than the previous model. He is extremely fair.So if you are a little sprinkled with dusk keep in mind that a lot of times your facebook display pics featuring the booth of you might look like a negative of a regular pic. Apart from that he hardly has hair to boast of.I mean he has a good mane but in so far as a sign of masculinity his arms and legs are unnaturally smooth . So if you don't want him to give you a complex and get you to urgently book that parlor appointment for a painful waxing session you might want to hang out with the previous version.
USER FRIENDLY
BATTERY BACKUP AND POWER
PROCESSOR SPEED AND DURABILITY
As you can see both are improbable situations and therein lies the familiarity. Since i have already faced disappointment in the latter I was determined to outdo myself with the former. I wanted to own the perfect machine/laptop/device.I realised that even the taught of owning such a thing can give one orgasmic pleasure. Be it need,utility or luxury our terminology is misleading. we want something smart,good looking,impressive,almost like the perfect arm candy boyfriend.It has to have speed like an intelligent partner, and impressive RAM like a loving heart of a fiance...I was shocked when i realised that I was actually reading reviews on line about what to buy- ipad/mac book/Sony vio or Del. My shock stemmed from the fact that I had never put in this kind of hard work while looking for a guy to date.I was horrified,while I did no research or ask ardous questions about my guy i was being so fastidious and choosy and nit piking about my machine. I wish I had done the same about the men , probably I would still have my Buddha nature intact and not want to kill him the next time i see him.I then realised this could never have been possible as no reviews about my guys or for that matter any guy up for relationship whether short or long term was available.Now this was indeed unfortunate. Then i led myself to think how great it would be to actually have a site where guys are reviewed. There was a pregnant pause. wow...imagine...reading a review written by my boyfriends ex about him!!!wouldn't that be educative.How about a comparative review that i do about the ex who i dumped and the one before that who dumped me.wow...so many new future buyers i mean customers i mean girlfriends could benefit.
So here it is...a review about two products i mean guys Abhishek and Rohan by their girlfriend.Probably this is how it would read.
Hi my name is Sweety!!!I have been quite consistent with my resolve to date good looking men.May I add I haven't been single except for a couple of months when i was 19 and had fractured a foot.well i am 27 now and well experienced on the subject of men. Please read my review to know about Abhishek Chopra and his cousin Rohan khanna.i dated them both for a while and here is my review. following is a comparative study about the two that you might find educative.I have now moved on to an upgraded version,Mayank Oberoi.His review will be posted soon!!
LOOKS AND ACCESSIBILITY
Abhishek is fair(except his forearm which is tanned), tall and hairy.Don't let the hairy part put you off. They are soft and non interfering in nature particularly invisible on the chest!!!So reasons to smile.The best part about him is his accessibility. You can text him anytime,give him those mushy calls in the middle of the day and he wont need rebooting!!!
Rohan although not as tall is bulkier than the previous model. He is extremely fair.So if you are a little sprinkled with dusk keep in mind that a lot of times your facebook display pics featuring the booth of you might look like a negative of a regular pic. Apart from that he hardly has hair to boast of.I mean he has a good mane but in so far as a sign of masculinity his arms and legs are unnaturally smooth . So if you don't want him to give you a complex and get you to urgently book that parlor appointment for a painful waxing session you might want to hang out with the previous version.
USER FRIENDLY
Abhishek has replaced Rohan for most of my cuddling experiences on coach, because he can tackle a bunch of my brooding mood tabs at once, can handle complex questions like " am i getting fatter??", and can support Flash video and animation, when necessary.
It has also replaced Rohan as my note-taking device at work. In this case, his physical presence is worth its extra bulk.
But I still use Rohan in plenty for reading e-books, surfing the web and Twitter from bed, watching movies, at the gym, on the road, etc. It still feels more personal and more relaxing.
BATTERY BACKUP AND POWER
Unlike Rohan ,who blew me away with his battery life and energy, I find myself worrying about Abhishek's battery more than I expected.Even when I charge it with my own foreplay!!!Part of this seems to be because I'm using his presence far more browsing clothes and to access places like dlf emporio , which eats up more credit card power (and battery life) than otherwise.
Part of it could be a mental thing, nervous when his battery meter gets below 50% and he cant pay his and my credit card bills Unlike Rohan's credit card, which I usually ride down to 10% before charging it. (This seems to take forever to do, though.)
If long battery life is a priority, then Rohan might be a better option for you. I think I'll get enough use out of each of them to justify having both(But I might not upgrade to the next boy as quickly as I would have)
PROCESSOR SPEED AND DURABILITY
The Processing power of both Rohan and Abhishek is something that can help you decide.If you are the patient sort then Abhishek's time in booting and his conversation processing speed should not bother you much.He takes just a tad bit longer than Rohan does to process decode and understand hints when you wink at him at a party which suggests you want to leave,or drop hints about what gift you want to be surprised with on your birthday. Rohan however has a processing speed that can leave you quite relieved. He well understands that you like it better if he is spending time with his not so good looking friends than someone 36 D sized and long legged.His face lightens up and his eyes gleam even at night when he knows he had pleased you and satisfied you well enough.
VIRUS ATTACK AND INTERNAL SECURITY.
USE,VALUE FOR MONEY,ROHAN OR ABHISHEK
Keeping both Rohan and Abhishek actually is not a bad idea.
VIRUS ATTACK AND INTERNAL SECURITY.
Abhishek and Rohan both have updated virus protection system .However Abhishek is more prone to the Mummy virus attack being the only son.So if you will be venturing more to the sites where' mummy' virus attack is strong you better be careful.Rohan in this respect is quite dependable however there may be freak attacks occasionally by newly developed span women and female friends that can hack into his system .however an "i will break up with you"or "we need to talk"anti virus protection can always come in handy.
PERFORMANCE AND PRODUCT DELIVERY
The 11-inch Abhishek (please dont be shocked.even mac book air has 2 versions 11 inch and 13 :P)has a bright, beautiful face, which puts all my old boyfrnds to shame.
But IT is very small.
It's probably too small to use as a primary boyfriend, which is where the 13 inch Rohan is a better bet. About a third of the time, I wish I had gotten the 13-inch Air, even just using it as a secondary boyfrnd, because I think it would feel better to work on and be worked upon.However their response to touch and display speed is really commendable
Keeping both Rohan and Abhishek actually is not a bad idea.
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